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Evil New War God Card

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Our opponents join with warmongers and neocons to wage endless wars, these wars that never end.” 💀 “I’m not going to start a war. I’m going to stop wars.” 💀 [I will] turn the page forever on those foolish, stupid days of never-ending wars.” 💀 “I am the first president in modern times to start no new wars.” — Donald Trump (2024) 💀

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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